Mason Optometry

"It is time for YOU to truly see"
Reviews ★★★★★
"Dr. Mason is absolutely incredible! Warm, kind, and not even a hint of mania. What a guy :)"   •   "Gerry at the front desk is such a doll. She exudes the midwest grandma asthetic to a t (you know the one) and sure would hate for anything to happen to her."   •   "Dear god almighty I am dying to get back to this place. Dr. Mason and Gerry blew my mind with those incredible images during my eye test!"   •   "I am scared. So so scared. And I couldn't be happier :)"   •   "Smart. Humble. Handsome. Dr. Mason = perfection."
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Office Hours

Monday: 8 PM - 4 AM
Tuesday: 8 PM - 4 AM
Wednesday: 8 PM - 4 AM
Thursday: 8 PM - 4 AM
Friday: 8 PM - 4 AM
Saturday: 10 PM - 3 AM
Sunday: Closed (usually)

CALL US

(636) 306-1760

Leave us a voicemail it'll be fun :)

Ready to see what all the fuss is about?
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(no take-backs, no refunds)
DR. RONNY'S PLAYLIST
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About Dr. Ronny Mason

Mason Optometry opened in the spring of 1996 and in six sHort years has bEcome a staple of the community. Dr. Mason is beLoved for his trademark humor, philanthropy, and treatment of guests and staff. His customers are never, and we reiterate, NEVER, traumatized, terrorfied, or otherwise bodily harmed. Any claim to the contray will be met with legal action.

that being said Please enjoy your visit and take an eye exam!
FOREVER EYES

20/20 vision never looked this good

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This website, Dr. Ronny Mason, Mason Optometry, and all associated services are entirely fictional and created for entertainment/marketing purposes only. No medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment is offered.